| The Morning Mess |
10. The Blackberry Communicator/Food Dehydrator
9. Tickle Me Moneypenny
8. Bond Rotisserie Girl...Set Her and Forget her
7. Dockers Stain-Resistant Tuxedo. Stains roll right off
6. The Magic Bullet
5. Rocket Pack and Rollerskates
3. Blue Tooth WIreless Device/Denture
2. Preparation H Bomb
1. Pop Rocks and Coke
10. People who watch "Cavemen"
7. If 1,000,000 people join this group then I will stop coming up with lame Facebook Groups and trying to get 1,000,000 people to join them.
6. People who have lost to the Detroit Lions.
5. Asian Hockey Players
4. Sex/World of Warcraft Addicts Annonymous
3. Children the Jolie-Pitts have not yet adopted
2. Round Three for GWB!!
1. Fans of Mikey P.
10. Use both sides of the toilet paper.
9. No more pedicures...use cheese grater from Kitchen instead.
8. Ziploc condoms!
7. Belly Button Lint Sweaters.
6. Save on heating oil by burning $5.
5. Replace expensive cell phone with just as realiable Two Tin can and piece of string method
4. Order pizza for dinner tonight. Eat the box as leftovers tomorrow.
3. Breast feed your child until they are old enough to cop a feel.
2. Go shopping with Sarah Palin
1. Why save -- just wait for the bailout!
10. A rousing acappella rendition of "Ebony & Ivory!"
4. "Them Clinton Bastards stole all the W's off the computers, so I just turn the keyboard around and hit the "M" key."
1. "It's pronounced 'nu - Q - ler.' The K is silent."
10. Become a faculty advisor for Delta Tau Chi.
9. Finally finish High School
8. Begin a search for the REAL weapons of mass destruction
7. Pick out Pop-Up Books for the George Bush Presidential Library
6. Jager Bombs at Coyote Ugly with the Twins
5. Go on a nationwide "Mis-speaking" tour.
4. Laura
3. Coke
2. Campaign Manager for Palin 2012
1. Become a Democratic because he's already beaten the Republicans.
10. Her son is the ring bearer
9. She bought her wedding gown at Mimi Maternity
8. Her name is Pamela Anderson
7. There's a pole on the altar.
6. 20% of all gifts have to go to "Huggy the Pimp."
5. When you go to remove her garter a bunch of singles fall to the floor
4. She's wearing clear lucite platforms.
3. Valtrex on the wedding registry
2. More than one groom on the top of the cake
1. Elliot Spitzer is a guest
9. She bought her wedding gown at Mimi Maternity
8. Her name is Pamela Anderson
7. There's a pole on the altar.
6. 20% of all gifts have to go to "Huggy the Pimp."
5. When you go to remove her garter a bunch of singles fall to the floor
4. She's wearing clear lucite platforms.
3. Valtrex on the wedding registry
2. More than one groom on the top of the cake
1. Elliot Spitzer is a guest
10. Tax Cut
9. Hope
8. Change
7. Joe Biden
6. Karl Marx
5. Wealth
4. Hillary
3. Joe the Poodle
2. Oprah
1. Fido
9. Hope
8. Change
7. Joe Biden
6. Karl Marx
5. Wealth
4. Hillary
3. Joe the Poodle
2. Oprah
1. Fido
10. Convert all White House vending machines so they only accept change
9. Cranky call Sarah Palin
8. Spread His Wealth...all around the DC Hooters
7. Have custom muffs made for his XL ears
6. Launch an FCC investigation into whether or not "The Hills" is scripted.
5. Finally get tickets to Oprah's Favorite Things show
4. Finally appear on SNL.
3. Blow reaminging campaign funds on candy and comics.
2. Audit Rush Limbaugh
1. Read my lips: LOTS of new taxes!
9. Cranky call Sarah Palin
8. Spread His Wealth...all around the DC Hooters
7. Have custom muffs made for his XL ears
6. Launch an FCC investigation into whether or not "The Hills" is scripted.
5. Finally get tickets to Oprah's Favorite Things show
4. Finally appear on SNL.
3. Blow reaminging campaign funds on candy and comics.
2. Audit Rush Limbaugh
1. Read my lips: LOTS of new taxes!
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10. Tampons
9. Percocet
8. Advice
7. Clean Syringes
6. Your Virginity
5. Acorn Voter Registration Cards
4. VD
3. Roofies
2. Cavemen on DVD
1. Stock
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