I don't know why Mark forgot to mention this on Monday, but apparently, while at the Town Center with his wife shopping on a Saturday night (what a boring night BTW), he noticed a parent who had their kid on a leash! WTF? Apparently, it's all the rage now. I don't have any kids, but seriously, what's next? Kid's choke chain collars to go with the kid's leashes? What happens when you pull on the leash to hard and little Tucker eats asphalt?








Since when did holding your kid's hand become obsolete? It's a child for crying out. Not a pet. if you get the leash, don't forget the squeaky toys, pooper scooper, and Kibble's and Bits. If you're actually in the market for a kid's leash, you can get one from here.






Speaking of leashes, did you see the episode of "How I met Your Mother" where Barney would lure women back to his apartment with a his pet teacup pig? It was his way of scoring the chicks he'd meet at the bars and this got Mark, Anna, and Mikey talking about what their sure-fire ways were to lure people back to their cribs. Mark would use cake and his copy of Hootie and the Blowfish's sophomore disappointment, "Fairweather Johnson," while I used porn and Blackberry Brandy but that's another story for another day.




While all this was going on, I was updating our 95.1 WAPE Facebook Fan Page, I came across this video. It's a video of a listener taping her daughter singing Kesha's "Tick Tock." Problem is, the little girl is 5 YEARS OLD. That's right, a 5-year-old singing about brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. It's cute but these are the kind of song requests I get in the morning from kids on the school bus. LOL. Mark & Anna had something to say about this.






And during Anna's Hollywood Hotsheet, she mentioned Will & Grace star Sean Hayes officially coming out of the closet. Am I next? Well, no but every job I've worked has seemed to question my sexuality. I'm comfortable with my sexuality if anything. I don't know what the big deal is. I think Adam Lambert is an attractive dude. Doesn't mean I'm into dudes. Mark & Anna went on razzing me after I talked about my girlfriend's gay friend who fork-fed me birthday cake at PF Chang's over the weekend. He was a fan of the show, and I wanted to make a good impression on him.

SEACREST OUT. Someone in my fantasy baseball league actually said that to me. Look it up on Urban Dictionary, then make fun of your friends who use it. See you tomorrow!

-Mike-