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| Suing for Emotional Distress! (07/27/2010) Liz called in to do a Cranky Call on her sister, Alexandra, who Liz says hooked up with the same guy that she previously hooked up with. Mark calls Alexandra pretending to be a lawyer representing Liz because she's suing Alexandra for what she's done! | listen download |
| Maid Theft (07/13/2010) Mark calls a maid service and says that the maid's stole money, Viagra, and batteries from his house. | listen download |
| Dirty Flower Greeting (05/18/2010) Mark's punks a florist after he has her write a sexy note a greeting card for a bouqet of flowers. | listen download |
| Toddler Trigonometry (05/11/2010) Mark calls a mom to tell her about her 5-year-old son Timothy's math deficiencies. Deficiencies in trigonometry! Mark convinces this lady Timothy is being held back a grade. She gets very upset after Mark tells her she's a bad mom. | listen download |
| World's Worst Mom (05/04/2010) Ashley thinks she has won an award for "World's Worst Mom" from "Parenting Magazine." | listen download |
| Busty Mature (04/27/2010) Mark calls a woman to tell her some pics of her appeared in a "Mature" magazine. | listen download |
| Mia's Shoe Purchase (04/20/2010) Mia's mom gave her a credit to use but ONLY in the event of an emergency. Mark called her mom to tell her Mia used the credit card to buy a pair of shoes, and that she's about to get locked up. Mia's mom flips! | listen download |
| Paying the carpet bill (04/13/2010) Ronnie's wife spilled her drink on the carpet of a Southside home for sale, and she's pretty nervous. Mark called Roslyn and tried to foot her a bill. Roslyn refused to pay the bill. | listen download |
| Mark Kaye makes another Bust (04/06/2010) A Jacksonville mom wanted us to find out if her daughter was sexually active. That's when Mark posed as a phone-sex company representative and called up this poor girl and offered her a "position" with mom listening in. | listen download |
| Spring Break Bust: The Drunk Tank (03/31/2010) Mark catches Chris partying too hard while he's on spring break. Here's the kicker - Chris's mom Hillary is listening and Chris is in Jail! | listen download |
| Spring Break Bust - Naked in Bed with my Boyfriend Pt. 1 (03/23/2010) Betty had Mark call up her daughter Molly. Molly, a high-school honor student, is on spring break. Not only did Mark catch her in bed with her boyfriend with her mom listening, Molly was naked. | listen download |
| Spring Break Bust - The Turtle Bong (03/16/2010) Mary from Mandarin called us this morning with an interesting proposition. She wanted us to call her son, Casey, and check up on him. He's partying his butt off for Spring Break. What Casey doesn't know is that his mom is listening to the conversation. Wait until you hear what Casey told us. | listen download |
| Cranky Call Stripper Boyfriend (09/18/2009) Mark calls dude who gave a dancer at a strip club his phone number. Mark calls the dude as the dancer's boyfriend! | listen download |
| Creepy Office Coworker (09/16/2009) Mark calls a woman at her job and poses as a coworker who is known to freak her out. | listen download |
| Cranky Call - College Tuition Bill (09/14/2009) Mark Kaye calls Julie's mom and tells her if she doesn't pay $3500, Julie will get kicked out of college. | listen download |
| Cranky Call - Your Son Is Gay (08/19/2009) What would you do if you got a call from your son's boyfriend? | listen download |
| Cranky Call - The Dollar Store (08/19/2009) So, they say that "Everything is a Dollar." But do they really mean it? | listen download |
| Cranky Call - Deal or No Deal (08/19/2009) Hi. We would like you to be on our game show, but only if you can scream really loud. Here, let's try it! | listen download |
| Cranky Call - Circuit City (08/19/2009) Your TV is broken, we won't fix it AND....we don't like your attitude. | listen download |
| Cranky Call - Car Repairman (08/19/2009) Some women are ignorant when it comes to cars. And some women are just ignorant. Period. | listen download |
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