Let's face it, we've all been caught at one point or another laughing hysterically to a Cranky Call at a red light. It's only mildly embarrasing when you realize that the people in the cars on either side of you are looking at you weird. But their loss, right? Listen to, download or podcast all of your favorite Big Ape Morning Mess Cranky Calls on-demand right here! Then, when you see Mark Kaye at St. John's Town Center, you TOO can say "Hey! You're that Cranky Call Guy!"

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Suing for Emotional Distress! (07/27/2010) Liz called in to do a Cranky Call on her sister, Alexandra, who Liz says hooked up with the same guy that she previously hooked up with. Mark calls Alexandra pretending to be a lawyer representing Liz because she's suing Alexandra for what she's done!	listen download
Maid Theft (07/13/2010) Mark calls a maid service and says that the maid's stole money, Viagra, and batteries from his house.	listen download
Dirty Flower Greeting (05/18/2010) Mark's punks a florist after he has her write a sexy note a greeting card for a bouqet of flowers.	listen download
Toddler Trigonometry (05/11/2010) Mark calls a mom to tell her about her 5-year-old son Timothy's math deficiencies. Deficiencies in trigonometry! Mark convinces this lady Timothy is being held back a grade. She gets very upset after Mark tells her she's a bad mom.	listen download
World's Worst Mom (05/04/2010) Ashley thinks she has won an award for "World's Worst Mom" from "Parenting Magazine."	listen download
Busty Mature (04/27/2010) Mark calls a woman to tell her some pics of her appeared in a "Mature" magazine.	listen download
Mia's Shoe Purchase (04/20/2010) Mia's mom gave her a credit to use but ONLY in the event of an emergency. Mark called her mom to tell her Mia used the credit card to buy a pair of shoes, and that she's about to get locked up. Mia's mom flips!	listen download
Paying the carpet bill (04/13/2010) Ronnie's wife spilled her drink on the carpet of a Southside home for sale, and she's pretty nervous. Mark called Roslyn and tried to foot her a bill. Roslyn refused to pay the bill.	listen download
Mark Kaye makes another Bust (04/06/2010) A Jacksonville mom wanted us to find out if her daughter was sexually active. That's when Mark posed as a phone-sex company representative and called up this poor girl and offered her a "position" with mom listening in.	listen download
Spring Break Bust: The Drunk Tank (03/31/2010) Mark catches Chris partying too hard while he's on spring break. Here's the kicker - Chris's mom Hillary is listening and Chris is in Jail!	listen download
Spring Break Bust - Naked in Bed with my Boyfriend Pt. 1 (03/23/2010) Betty had Mark call up her daughter Molly. Molly, a high-school honor student, is on spring break. Not only did Mark catch her in bed with her boyfriend with her mom listening, Molly was naked.	listen download
Spring Break Bust - The Turtle Bong (03/16/2010) Mary from Mandarin called us this morning with an interesting proposition. She wanted us to call her son, Casey, and check up on him. He's partying his butt off for Spring Break. What Casey doesn't know is that his mom is listening to the conversation. Wait until you hear what Casey told us.	listen download
Cranky Call Stripper Boyfriend (09/18/2009) Mark calls dude who gave a dancer at a strip club his phone number. Mark calls the dude as the dancer's boyfriend!	listen download
Creepy Office Coworker (09/16/2009) Mark calls a woman at her job and poses as a coworker who is known to freak her out.	listen download
Cranky Call - College Tuition Bill (09/14/2009) Mark Kaye calls Julie's mom and tells her if she doesn't pay $3500, Julie will get kicked out of college.	listen download
Cranky Call - Your Son Is Gay (08/19/2009) What would you do if you got a call from your son's boyfriend?	listen download
Cranky Call - The Dollar Store (08/19/2009) So, they say that "Everything is a Dollar." But do they really mean it?	listen download
Cranky Call - Deal or No Deal (08/19/2009) Hi. We would like you to be on our game show, but only if you can scream really loud. Here, let's try it!	listen download
Cranky Call - Circuit City (08/19/2009) Your TV is broken, we won't fix it AND....we don't like your attitude.	listen download
Cranky Call - Car Repairman (08/19/2009) Some women are ignorant when it comes to cars. And some women are just ignorant. Period.	listen download