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The Big Ape Morning Mess consists of Mark Kaye (resident ukelele-strummer), Anna (fashion is her passion), and Mikey P. (producer extraordinaire).

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Tickets to see Lady Antebellum!
AMA Supercross!
The Spring Break Bust!

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March 17, 2010: St. Patricks Day

Happy Hump O' Day! May the Guinness flow freely from the bottle you pour it from and make intimate contact with your luscious lips with the flavor and desire that enables you to kiss someone even if they aren't Irish. Did...

Posted by Mike Pirrone March 17, 2010 6:21 AM

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Promised "New Moon" deleted scenes NOT on DVD....yet

Here's something sure to tick off the millions of tweens who bought "New Moon" on DVD this weekend. There are no deleted scenes the disc AT ALL. In an interview done just before the DVD release, director Chris Weitz...

Posted by Mike Pirrone March 22, 2010 8:42 AM

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Chris Weitz | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight New Moon

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Multiple Man Whore Responses (03/18/2010) Rachel from Middleburg suspects her husband Jeff has been cheating on her with his coworker Jessica. Not only did Mark catch this guy cheating with Jessica, he caught Jeff cheating with several women. Listen to what everyone had to say.	listen download
Multiple Man Whore Introduction (03/18/2010) Rachel from Middleburg suspects her husband Jeff has been cheating on her with his coworker Jessica. Not only did Mark catch this guy cheating with Jessica, he caught Jeff cheating with several women.	listen download
American Idol Top-12 Elimination Recap (03/18/2010) The Mess recaps what went down on Idol last night, including Ryan Seacrest getting testy with Simon. Later on Lacey!	listen download
Beer Song Remix (03/17/2010) Program Director/Afternoon dude Tim Clarke's St. Patrick's Day Remix of Mark Kaye's "The Beer Song."	listen download
Dating before Divorced (03/17/2010) While talking to "Real Housewife" Kim Zolciak, she touched on whether or not it's ok to date around when you're going through a divorce or separation. Kim thinks so and Anna agrees. Mark says to wait until the divorce is final.	listen download

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Spring Break Bust - The Turtle Bong (03/16/2010) Mary from Mandarin called us this morning with an interesting proposition. She wanted us to call her son, Casey, and check up on him. He's partying his butt off for Spring Break. What Casey doesn't know is that his mom is listening to the conversation. Wait until you hear what Casey told us.	listen download
Cranky Call Stripper Boyfriend (09/18/2009) Mark calls dude who gave a dancer at a strip club his phone number. Mark calls the dude as the dancer's boyfriend!	listen download
Creepy Office Coworker (09/16/2009) Mark calls a woman at her job and poses as a coworker who is known to freak her out.	listen download
Cranky Call - College Tuition Bill (09/14/2009) Mark Kaye calls Julie's mom and tells her if she doesn't pay $3500, Julie will get kicked out of college.	listen download
Cranky Call - Your Son Is Gay (08/19/2009) What would you do if you got a call from your son's boyfriend?	listen download

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I Feel Bad for Sandra Bullock...

So, rumors are going around that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with some porn star, tattoo model, and grad student Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. (Picture of Bombshell below and to the right) In my humble opinion (and no...

Posted by Anna March 18, 2010 8:00 AM

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Obsession

Got back from Walt Disney World on Saturday....a few hundred dollars poorer and slightly obsessed! I have this weird thing about wanting to know all about things that I really like. For example, when I got home from...

Posted by Mark Kaye March 22, 2010 9:20 AM